A new year, a new ‘history of goth’, this time in the guise of a magazine special (retailing at £9.99) entitled The 200 Greatest Goth Albums…ranked!, promising a different take from the historical timelines offered in the recent summaries of the genre penned by Robb, Unsworth and Tolhurst. The continued media interest in the goth scene, fuelled no doubt by the return to live duties of Bauhaus, Siouxsie, Gary Marx, John McKay and The Cure amongst others, shows little sign of abating, much to the delight of those who feel that the scene has been ignored for too long.
Any list of this kind inevitably gives rise to gatekeeping debates (Is artist X really goth??), discussions about glaring omissions (a phenomenon known as “whatabootery” in my locale), arguments about provenance (what is ‘goth’, and what is ‘pre-goth’?) and queries about the position of artist Y in the overall ranking, and there will no shortage of these polemical debates with regard to this latest addition to the thinking goth aficionado’ bookshelves.
Unsurprisingly, the “makers of Uncut magazine”, who are behind this latest mini-tome, are keen to give the genre the widest possible definition, thus maximising their potential market, which means that artists as diverse as Depeche Mode, Julee Cruise, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Berlin, Front 242, Mogwai and Soft Cell make the list. In a brief editorial, John Robinson somewhat pompously excuses some frankly inexcusable inclusions by stating that “a mind that is open to those sounds, those themes [“the tribal drums, reverberating darkness and tricksy arpeggios” of Siouxsie and the Banshees”] … will also find much to enjoy in some adjacent territories.” I suspect that his argument will find little favour with fans of core early goth acts like Play Dead, Balaam and The Angel, New Model Army and UK Decay, all of whom do not feature at all, despite the double century of albums included. The latter omission is particularly puzzling, given the critical roasting which John Robb was rightly given for his non-inclusion of the Luton-based masters of what was memorably termed at the time “punk gothique”. It would be interesting to learn of the grounds on which the 1981 classic LP For Madmen Only was dismissed.
More of these missing artists could have been included had the compilers not permitted more than one album per artist. Pioneering Belgian EBM act Front 242 feature no fewer than three times, whilst The Cure have an incredible eight albums in the list. Three of the first four Banshees albums make the cut, but curiously it is Join Hands, arguably their darkest and starkest LP, which misses out, and the bleak Tinderbox also fails to survive the editors’ blue pencil. Whilst Front 242 feature, there is no space for the arguably more goth-adjacent acts of their sub-genre like The Young Gods and Neon Judgement, and similarly fans of influential early 80’s acts like The Sound and The Comsat Angels will wonder why their favourites miss out given the broad “goth” definition, when Sad Lovers and Giants and The Chameleons make the Top 200, an issue which could have been avoided by restricting the number of inclusions per artist.
In terms of the starting point of goth, few will argue with the listing of The Doors’ eponymous debut album, The Velvet Underground and Nico, and Iggy’s The Idiot, and the inclusion of other goth-adjacent acts like The Cramps and The Psychedelic Furs will also surely have unanimous support. There is no space however for Suicide or even David Bowie himself, both key influences on many of the early gothic acts. The top six albums in the ranking would likely feature in most Top 10 goth album lists, although not necessarily in this order, as Disintegration, First and Last and Always, Prayers on Fire, Closer, In The Flat Field, and Juju are widely regarded as classics of the genre.
But whilst the compilers are generally reasonably solid on (the very simple task of cataloguing) goth’s early years, along with most who have tried before them, they appear far less confident on what has happened since the end of the 1980’s, with the recent published goth histories having failed to give them a proper steer on the past thirty-five years. Some of the classic acts of the 90’s do fortunately make the grade, but extremely low in the ranking: although The Wake (Masked at 83) reasonably well viewed, London After Midnight (with, curiously, Psycho Magnet as the chosen album at 165), Strawberry Switchblade (167), Rosetta Stone (175) and Corpus Delicti (177) all find themselves (seemingly begrudgingly) clogging up the ranking’s lower reaches. One must wonder why the likes of Type O Negative, Tiamat, Nosferatu, Paradise Lost, Suspiria and Dronning Maudland have missed out, given their standing in the scene during that decade. The answer probably lies in the very large number of merely vaguely goth-adjacent acts (Miranda Sex Garden, Eyeless In Gaza, Tuxedomoon, etc) deemed worthy of inclusion at their expense.
The contributors’ knowledge of the current scene seems to be even more embarrassingly lacking. How many of the following (very broad range of) contemporary artists would you expect to feature in a list of the 200 Greatest Goth albums - She Past Away, Then Comes Silence, Kaelan Mikla, Actors, Lebanon Hanover, Sweet Ermengarde, Molchat Doma, Whispering Sons, The Soft Moon, Shrouds, Twin Tribes, The Bellwether Syndicate, Angels of Liberty, Selofan, Ash Code? Most? Half of them? Just a few? The incredible answer is … not a single one of them. Surely having even just one person on the panel of contributors/editors with an abiding interest in the genre would have helped to ensure that the publication retained some credibility and the sense of authority which it clearly assumes for itself.
In fact, only eight albums from the past ten years are included in the Top 200: predictably two of these are the latest albums by The Cure and Depeche Mode, one is a recent Dead or Alive retrospective, another is (bizarrely) a compilation soundtrack album from Twin Peaks which includes such goth luminaries as ZZ Top, The Platters and The Cactus Blossoms, and three of the others are so broadly adjacent to the genre that I, for one, have never heard of them (Kali Malone, Anna von Hauswolff and Dean Hurley, for the record). This paltry and inconsequential list of recent offerings would lead any “elder goth” (surely the publication’s target market) to erroneously conclude that the genre is effectively dead, contrary to the contemporary reality of a dinsticntly undead, thriving and multifaceted goth community.
In terms of what you get for your money, the magazine provides potted summaries of each album selected, going from ten to a page for numbers 200 to 51, then five to a page until the top 20. Thereafter, each selection gets a picture-heavy two-page spread, culminating in a four-page tribute to Disintegration. Interspersed with the countdown, there are archive (i.e. previously seen but well worthy of inclusion) interviews with some of the biggest names on the original scene (Bauhaus, The Damned, The Sisters, The Banshees, The Cure and Nick Cave) and a new interview with Tim and Julianne from goth-adjacent folk pop stars All About Eve. The remaining five pages consist of a somewhat pointless Goth Miscellany of random space-fillers (example - “Just who were Love And Rockets?”).
Is it worth the cover price for Sisters fans? Well, two TSOM albums feature in the Top 20, The Sisterhood’s Gift also makes the Top 30, Wake is in the list of “20 Essential Goth DVDs”, and there is a Sisters miscellany which sadly contains no new information for seasoned TSOM obsessives. The genesis and content of FALAA is well-captured in Peter Watts review for the ranking’s second greatest album (“a genre landmark”, to quote Watts), although he fails to mention the album of two halves from a songwriting perspective which reflected the band’s inner turmoil at the time, and for those unfamiliar with the band, it might have been helpful had he pointed out the puns and deliberate ambiguities inherent in Eldritch’s clever wordplay in the seemingly straightforward lyrics briefly quoted in his well-written summary. The interview reproduced in the magazine is the Adam Sweeting-conducted chat first published in Melody Maker in January 1983, and creditably is here in its full version (unlike the abridged account in the NME Originals magazine which was quoted on the seminal Ultimate Sisters Guide website), and Tim Bricheno is also asked about his time with the band in the early 1990’s in the new interview. The top 200 also features albums by Salvation (Clash of Dreams), The March Violets (Natural History) and Ghost Dance (Gathering Dust), the latter two of which were effectively compilations of previous singles rather than genuine studio albums.
With Death Cult’s retrospective Ghost Dance set also being selected, TSOM fans will wonder why Some Girls Wander By Mistake does not warrant inclusion, yet another example of the somewhat erratic selection policy employed by the editors, which undermines what is generally a decent effort at cataloguing the much-maligned genre. Whilst the rankings themselves are inevitably subjective, there do seem be some odd placings [surely most seasoned Bauhaus observers would rank Mask ahead of albums by Love and Rockets, Dali’s Car, Peter Murphy and Tones On Tail, contrary to their position here? Should The Sisterhood’s album really be twenty places higher than God’s Own Medicine? Does anyone with even a passing knowledge of goth music genuinely believe that Only Theatre Of Pain should rank lower than albums by In The Nursery and Nitzer Ebb?], the overall impression is of a flawed retrospective which could have benefitted significantly from input from someone authoritative (Mick Mercer, for example) who has been keenly observing and analysing the scene since the beginning and retains a keen interest in it.
The magazine is from the same stable as the more generic current publication The 500 Greatest Albums Of All Time…ranked! (in which, incidentally, Floodland features at number 261, with First and Last and Always trailing in at number 412), and with these one-off titles commanding both a longer shelf-life and a higher price point than traditional mags, there will surely be more ‘specials’ to follow in this series from Kelsey Media entitled The Ultimate Record Collection. Hopefully, by the time they come round to the genre again (The 100 Greatest Goth Singles…ranked! maybe??), both the history and the present state of our beloved musical style will be covered in a more comprehensive, consistent and even-handed manner.
The 200 Greatest Goth Albums…ranked! is available from Kelsey Media